Bizarre! Driving down the A1 from Liverpool to Ipswich. I know it isn’t the most direct route but it avoids that great big car park called the M6. So there at the side of the A1 is ‘The A1 Adult Store’ – I kid you not. My curiosity got the better of me so IContinue reading “Adult Shop”
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Shite Hawks in Istanbul
Ethereal images in the night sigh Scream your name as they pass by My Blue Mosque night time lullaby Kazak ladies of the sky.
Mr J. Annual reminder
But now the days are short, I’m in the autumn of my years And I think of my life as vintage wine From fine old kegs From the brim to the dregs It poured sweet and clear It was a very good year
Daisy Daisy
Walking along Renmin nan Lu after dinner in Grandma’s Kitchen. ‘No matter what’ dances out on the pavement with Chinese Grannies and small children. Daisy Daisy you gave me your answer.
Say you love me
Dessie sings for Tasha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxKqWiIZseA I’VE WAITED AS LONG AS I CAN (Hylo Brown) I’ve waited for you and I’ve always been true, But this waiting no longer I can stand. I know you’ve had time, dear, to make up your mind. I’ve waited as long as I can. CHORUS: I’ve waited for you toContinue reading “Say you love me”
Jabberwocky
I have just been reminded of this by @JadeVarden Jabberwocky By Lewis Carroll 1832–1898 Lewis Carroll ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. “Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the JubjubContinue reading “Jabberwocky”
A problem with wedding tackle…
Strange Things from Uranus
The second volume will be available on Kindle next month. So grab this one and get ready!!!!
Happy Man
Today I received my first royalty cheque for “Strange Things From Uranus”. That makes me a very happy man.
Scorflufus!
My knees are hurting so I thought of Spike Milligan “There are many diseases, That strike people’s kneeses, Scorflufus! is one by name It comes from the East Packed in bladders of yeast So the Chinese must take half the blame. There’s a case in the files Of Sir Barrington-Pyles While hunting a fox oneContinue reading “Scorflufus!”
