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Adult Shop

Bizarre! Driving down the A1 from Liverpool to Ipswich. I know it isn’t the most direct route but it avoids that great big car park called the M6. So there at the side of the A1 is ‘The A1 Adult Store’ – I kid you not. My curiosity got the better of me so IContinue reading “Adult Shop”

Posted byPhoenixAugust 14, 2015Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Adult Shop

Shite Hawks in Istanbul

Ethereal images in the night sigh Scream your name as they pass by My Blue Mosque night time lullaby Kazak ladies of the sky.  

Posted byPhoenixJune 28, 2015June 28, 2015Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Shite Hawks in Istanbul

Mr J. Annual reminder

But now the days are short, I’m in the autumn of my years And I think of my life as vintage wine From fine old kegs From the brim to the dregs It poured sweet and clear It was a very good year

Posted byPhoenixJune 9, 2015Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Mr J. Annual reminder

Daisy Daisy

Walking along Renmin nan Lu after dinner in Grandma’s Kitchen. ‘No matter what’ dances out on the pavement with Chinese Grannies and small children. Daisy Daisy you gave me your answer.

Posted byPhoenixJune 9, 2015Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Daisy Daisy

Say you love me

Dessie sings for Tasha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxKqWiIZseA I’VE WAITED AS LONG AS I CAN (Hylo Brown) I’ve waited for you and I’ve always been true, But this waiting no longer I can stand. I know you’ve had time, dear, to make up your mind. I’ve waited as long as I can. CHORUS: I’ve waited for you toContinue reading “Say you love me”

Posted byPhoenixMay 17, 2015May 18, 2015Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Say you love me

Jabberwocky

I have just been reminded of this by @JadeVarden Jabberwocky By Lewis Carroll 1832–1898 Lewis Carroll ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. “Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the JubjubContinue reading “Jabberwocky”

Posted byPhoenixMay 12, 2015May 12, 2015Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Jabberwocky

A problem with wedding tackle…

Posted byPhoenixApril 30, 2015Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on A problem with wedding tackle…

Strange Things from Uranus

The second volume will be available on Kindle next month. So grab this one and get ready!!!!

Posted byPhoenixApril 30, 2015Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Strange Things from Uranus

Happy Man

Today I received my first royalty cheque for “Strange Things From Uranus”. That makes me a very happy man.

Posted byPhoenixApril 16, 2015Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Happy Man

Scorflufus!

My knees are hurting so I thought of Spike Milligan “There are many diseases, That strike people’s kneeses, Scorflufus! is one by name It comes from the East Packed in bladders of yeast So the Chinese must take half the blame. There’s a case in the files Of Sir Barrington-Pyles While hunting a fox oneContinue reading “Scorflufus!”

Posted byPhoenixApril 2, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Spike MilliganLeave a comment on Scorflufus!

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