They said I can sell anything with a pair of tits.
Monthly Archives: October 2015
Halloween
Cheap joke
A smile is like a simile.
In BED with CBA syndrome! Send me an OAR!
Deep, Deep within me! Somewhere inside is a brilliant writer. He has plans for two more Fairy Hanny books, at least 4 Inspector Flaange books, the epic story of life at St. Nedds and the trilogy called ‘Going to California’, a semi-autobiography of growing through the 70’s, 80’s and now. Sadly I am in BEDContinue reading “In BED with CBA syndrome! Send me an OAR!”
A Cool Cat Scan
Am I a fan Of Lana Scan? You know what? I think I am!
Oh Mr. Keats – I only borrrowed a couple of lines…
Gathering Grapes to drink one night. Oh what can ail thee Lana Scan? Alone and palely loitering? Come and sit beside the Lake, And listen to me sing. “Heaven knows when I might see, A Monkey in The Banyan Tree, Coming down to look at me Offering a cup of tea. “In times gone byContinue reading “Oh Mr. Keats – I only borrrowed a couple of lines…”