Monthly Archives: August 2017

Last Supper

And it came to pass that they were having a glass or two of vino. Jesus looked but only saw 11 disciples. Yet in the place of Judas was a six pack of Guinness. “What is that?” “That´s Judas´Carry out” … Continue reading

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My right foot

She who must not be mentioned says she must not be mentioned. So I will talk about my right foot.   It is still there, despite an attempt many years ago by a taxi driver, who due to lack of … Continue reading

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I suppose ´stupid´ is the best word

So there is this woman I know. Cute in a tall sort of way. I´m not sure if you call her east European as she is from Belarus which apparently is still part of Russia. I never quite got a … Continue reading

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Women, women, women and women!

So Anna is angry at me for wanting to promote her Art work through my Twitter and Facebook accounts. I would normally drop one of her pictures in here but I will give it a miss this time. I don´t … Continue reading

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Friends, stupidity, the beach, boobs and bums

Today I got stuck on a couple of paragraphs, attempting to explain the delights of floating down the River Thyme on a barge. I had the two Elf´s, Mad Tom of Bedlam, Mad Magdalene and Fairy Hanny on the barge … Continue reading

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