Monthly Archives: April 2015

A problem with wedding tackle…

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Strange Things from Uranus

The second volume will be available on Kindle next month. So grab this one and get ready!!!! http://www.amazon.co.uk/Strange-Things-Uranus-PP-Swifty-ebook/dp/B00D6BAFC8/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1410880751

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Dealing with Change

I’ve been through so many changes over the last decade I’m no longer sure what day it is. I’ve lived in Florida, Doha (twice), UK, Chengdu China, Abu Dhabi and Almaty Kazakhstan. Ten jobs, two wives and lots or gorgeous … Continue reading

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Science jokes

How Many Will You Get? 1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum. 3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential … Continue reading

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Fairy Nuff

The gorgeous Fairy Nuff makes a brief appearance in ‘Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus’ , alongside her cousin Hadi .

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David Cameron

Thanks to Geoff Mac for this… An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.” A German doctor … Continue reading

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