Monthly Archives: April 2015

A problem with wedding tackle…

Posted on April 30, 2015 by
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Strange Things from Uranus

Posted on April 30, 2015 by

The second volume will be available on Kindle next month. So grab this one and get ready!!!! http://www.amazon.co.uk/Strange-Things-Uranus-PP-Swifty-ebook/dp/B00D6BAFC8/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1410880751

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Dealing with Change

Posted on April 28, 2015 by

I’ve been through so many changes over the last decade I’m no longer sure what day it is. I’ve lived in Florida, Doha (twice), UK, Chengdu China, Abu Dhabi and Almaty Kazakhstan. Ten jobs, two wives and lots or gorgeous … Continue reading →

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Science jokes

Posted on April 27, 2015 by

How Many Will You Get? 1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum. 3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential … Continue reading →

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Traffic Warden

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Fairy Nuff

Posted on April 26, 2015 by

The gorgeous Fairy Nuff makes a brief appearance in ‘Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus’ , alongside her cousin Hadi .

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David Cameron

Posted on April 23, 2015 by

Thanks to Geoff Mac for this… An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.” A German doctor … Continue reading →

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Kick up the arse

Posted on April 17, 2015 by

I need a kick up the arse! I finished ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’ two months ago, but still haven’t got round to putting out a kindle version. Probably because I am too lazy to make a cover. … Continue reading →

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Tedious twats

Posted on April 16, 2015 by

This reminds me of how I feel when people put pictures of cats or their latest meal on Facebook!

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Happy Man

Posted on April 16, 2015 by

Today I received my first royalty cheque for “Strange Things From Uranus”. That makes me a very happy man.

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