Anna Farris

I’m in love with Anna Farris

I’d like to take her off to Paris

And there do things which could embarrass

Unless of course I lost my Harris.


From France I would send a letter

And even though I’ve never met her

I’d write things that would make her better

And prove to her that I’m a jet setter.


So if by chance I ever meet her

I’d tell her she’s prettier than Catherine Zeta

Because she’s charming and so much sweeter

With open arms I’d love to greet her.


She delights us all in movies Scary

To watch them doesn’t leave me weary

I wonder if she think me leery

If I asked her – shaved or hairy?

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