Category Archives: Jokes

Last Supper

And it came to pass that they were having a glass or two of vino. Jesus looked but only saw 11 disciples. Yet in the place of Judas was a six pack of Guinness. “What is that?” “That´s Judas´Carry out” … Continue reading

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Sad tale number 2

It is with great sadness that I have to relate the story of the death of my beloved Headmaster, Mr Christopher Peacock. He was, as usual, interfering in a part of the school he knows nothing about, trying his best … Continue reading

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A Pair of tits

They said I can sell anything with a pair of tits. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Strange-Things-Uranus-P-Swifty/dp/1908481870/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1410880751&sr=8-1

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Marketing – top tip to improve sales

  You can sell anything with a pair of tits.

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Science jokes

How Many Will You Get? 1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum. 3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential … Continue reading

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Traffic Warden

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David Cameron

Thanks to Geoff Mac for this… An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.” A German doctor … Continue reading

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