Monthly Archives: October 2014

Ken and Wayne meet Mad Tom of Bedlam

An extract from ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’. Some fantastic jokes. ——————– The Elf’s took in the pair before them. Tom, his wild silver hair dancing the conga in its unkempt fiasco of styling, white linen slacks, his … Continue reading

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Kazakhstan Winter – fantastic

Winter arrived overnight in Almaty. I am reminded of some Tolkien Bilbo’s Song of Winter When winter first begins to bite and stones crack in the frosty night, when pools are black and trees are bare, ’tis evil in the … Continue reading

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DC Jason Beavers Yoga Theory.

I’ve not added much personal writing recently so I thought I’d share a bit of philosophy from Detective Constable Jason Beaver. This is an extract from ‘Inspector Flaange and the Barking Spider’. ———- “How are you feeling then boss?” asked … Continue reading

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Massive Action – from my friend Roy Everitt

One of the things you’re likely to hear from motivational speakers, prosperity coaches and other people promising to help you improve your life, your wealth and your value to the world is that you need to take “massive action”. They’re … Continue reading

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Love

“I used to lie in bed with women I loved and have sex. With this woman I lie in bed and have love. Everything we do is Love. Even sex.” Ivor Cutler from the Album Dandruff

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Free Money – for Peace of Mind, Books Galore, Tasha and I.

Being creative on low energy is either deep joy or hellish torture. Working twelve hours a day then writing a blog – I am a star. Yet it is time to look for something else, an alternative source of income … Continue reading

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Hurt – Johnny Cash

Sometimes I think

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Police and Thieves (3)

So the third occasion I was robbed by the Police… Almaty; boozy night, walking home. Cross the street but didn’t quite get the lights right so had to run… … straight into the arms of the law! “Passport?” No Officer … Continue reading

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For Tasha

Wise words. Brad Pitt about his WIFE: “My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and … Continue reading

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Jim Carrey – now he’s getting serious!

Top tips from the lunatic! When you run into limits remember these 5 things. 1. You are connected to everything and as apart of all there is, you can accomplish anything that you work towards. 2. Sometimes the walls in your … Continue reading

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