As our explorers heave to off the coast of Flaw Reader, we are introduced to Steven who runs a Fish and Chip shop much-loved by the Witches, Ogres and other unsavoury characters.
Steven was originally a purveyor of fine Fish in Chips in Aldeburgh, Suffolk, but due to a mishap as the Witch Iz played with her time shifting RING, he found himself transported across space-time to Uranus.
However, being a good old boy from Suffolk he decides to make the most of things, catching and selling Sole to all on sundry.
In his Epicurean Eatery he keeps a Choona Fish in a tank to keep the customers entertained.
There are times when the Choona refuses to sing, making Steven rather angry, so he batters him about a bit, at which point he croons;
“Here I am at the bottom of the Sea,
Swimming round in gallons of wee,
Then my darling can’t you see,
You’re taking the piss if you eat me!”
