Tag Archives: Uranus

The Monk’s advice to a bunch of Fairies.

Posted on May 27, 2020 by Phoenix

They sat in a lovely Fairy Circle, with the Monk E at one corner, confusing the dimensions of the place. The Fairies had enjoyed the tale as far as the bit about the 4th and 5th dimensions, as they really … Continue reading →

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Daft Elves and Time Travellers

Posted on April 28, 2020 by Phoenix

“You’re on the ball now!” Wayne adjusted his underwear and sat more comfortably. “Do you know about the Witch King?” enquired Wayne, with a slight look of pain in his eye; though it may just have been  a tear of … Continue reading →

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Prelude: That what must it be.

Posted on April 27, 2020 by Phoenix

Two Black holes collided and ate each other without really affecting the fabric of Space-Time, though that has nothing to do with our story. There is a disturbance in the River of Time, wallowing through the sludgy rising tides in … Continue reading →

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“Who finds hundreds of mysteries, Even where minds are deranged?” Rumi

Posted on April 26, 2020 by Phoenix

  This is from the start of the second book in the ‘Fairy Hanny’ series. “Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark SIde of Uranus”

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Kick up the arse

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Phoenix

I need a kick up the arse! I finished ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’ two months ago, but still haven’t got round to putting out a kindle version. Probably because I am too lazy to make a cover. … Continue reading →

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Back again.

Posted on September 1, 2014 by Phoenix

Long summer break. Very lazy with posts. Spent all of my writing time editing my latest fantastically hilarious book featuring the voluptuous Fairy Hanny. “Trans Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus.” will be available via Amazon as a Paperback … Continue reading →

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More singing Fish

Posted on May 10, 2014 by Phoenix

As our explorers heave to off the coast of Flaw Reader, we are introduced to Steven who runs a Fish and Chip shop much-loved by the Witches, Ogres and other unsavoury characters. Steven was originally a purveyor of fine Fish … Continue reading →

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Keep on writing

Posted on May 1, 2014 by Phoenix

I spend hours every day writing; funny and serious, Tales from Uranus and the Adventures of Inspector Flaange. I found this article helped me understand why… A five-letter word is my secret.As you probably know, routine casts a trance-like power … Continue reading →

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