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Third outing

Fairy Hanny is working her way through the quests with the Sons of Turenn. I met Fairy Hanny but she told me to feck off!

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A Pair of tits

They said I can sell anything with a pair of tits. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Strange-Things-Uranus-P-Swifty/dp/1908481870/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1410880751&sr=8-1

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Book Number three from Uranus

No working title but the plan has been written. Soon to publish book number 2 in the series -“Trans Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranüs” – following on from the first outing of Fairy Hanny in “Strange Things From … Continue reading

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Fairy Nuff

The gorgeous Fairy Nuff makes a brief appearance in ‘Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus’ , alongside her cousin Hadi .

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Kick up the arse

I need a kick up the arse! I finished ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’ two months ago, but still haven’t got round to putting out a kindle version. Probably because I am too lazy to make a cover. … Continue reading

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Tedious twats

This reminds me of how I feel when people put pictures of cats or their latest meal on Facebook!

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Boss eyed

I used to date a cross-eyed woman but couldn’t stand it. I always felt she was looking at another man.

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Come enter the world of Fairy Hanny

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Writing Resolutions

Well back in the UK going through a draw in my filing cabinet called ‘Writing’. I have to do something about it – as in finish each of these projects. So here we are; 1. “Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side … Continue reading

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Ken and Wayne meet Mad Tom of Bedlam

An extract from ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’. Some fantastic jokes. ——————– The Elf’s took in the pair before them. Tom, his wild silver hair dancing the conga in its unkempt fiasco of styling, white linen slacks, his … Continue reading

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