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Third outing

Fairy Hanny is working her way through the quests with the Sons of Turenn. I met Fairy Hanny but she told me to feck off! Advertisements

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A Pair of tits

They said I can sell anything with a pair of tits. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Strange-Things-Uranus-P-Swifty/dp/1908481870/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1410880751&sr=8-1

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Book Number three from Uranus

No working title but the plan has been written. Soon to publish book number 2 in the series -“Trans Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranüs” – following on from the first outing of Fairy Hanny in “Strange Things From … Continue reading

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Fairy Nuff

The gorgeous Fairy Nuff makes a brief appearance in ‘Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus’ , alongside her cousin Hadi .

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Kick up the arse

I need a kick up the arse! I finished ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’ two months ago, but still haven’t got round to putting out a kindle version. Probably because I am too lazy to make a cover. … Continue reading

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Tedious twats

This reminds me of how I feel when people put pictures of cats or their latest meal on Facebook!

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Boss eyed

I used to date a cross-eyed woman but couldn’t stand it. I always felt she was looking at another man.

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