- Wear big clothes.
- Eat less.
- Don’t eat burnt fish!
- Bacon is sane.
- Eat banana skin so nobody falls over.
- Kale looks good on a model railway.
- A steak tastes better and is less chewy than a stake.
- Fairy cakes should be ordered by Gnomes.
- Fried lettuce burns
- Elephants should be consumed one piece at a time.
- Eating shellfish is selfish.
- It is difficult to follow a recipe in the dark
- Recipe books make great door stops.
- Celery sticks, so be careful.
- Voiding your bowels before a meal is best done in a lavatory.
- Chicken is a good substitute for coward.
- Oranges and Lemons add colour to a religious stoning.
- Earl Grey and Cannabis make a lovely High Tea.
- Donuts should be devoured via the end of the alimentary canal.
- Raspberries are a great dish for liars.
- Raspberry Pi is not edible, even when served with microchips.
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I have been a teacher all my life. That doesn't just mean in School! I taught my brothers to ride bikes and go camping in the mountains. I taught Football, Cricket, Squash, Sailing, Climbing and Karate. In BNI I became the Education Coordinator. With my Property Business I laid on Investment Seminars. I taught my sons to Fish for Carp. And I still teach Maths and Physics to students who want to go to University to study Medicine or Engineering. Now I am teaching people the things I am learning online.
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