Desperately seeking Innocent. It was a relatively short, though oppressive walk to the City of Setebos. The woodland clung to their breath as they toddled along in search of forgiveness and a potential cure. The sky looked down gravely on the heroes, overcasting doubt on the success of their mission. The Sun beamed her gloriousContinue reading “Chapter 3”
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Chapter 2
The hero The screams were unmerciful. It was as though all the sinners of the world had combined into one unholy union and screeched their anguish into a synthesised megaphone. Was someone being whipped a cripple? The yelps of misery continued but fluctuated with a moaning like the desperate sob of a Brontosaurus attempting toContinue reading “Chapter 2”
Review – The Adventures of Fairy Hanny
I’m close to publishing the Third book featuring the gorgeous Fairy Hanny. In the next Adventure we see Hanny spirited away through Time to the Land of Faery, where she is enlisted to help the Sons of Turenn in their quests to pay off the Blood Debt owed to Lugh after the murder of Kian.Continue reading “Review – The Adventures of Fairy Hanny”
Another extract!!!
“Take note of the things the Scribe is writing, and then it will make more substance,” explained Hanny. “You want me to make note of the notes produced by the Scribe?” asked Ksteve. “I suppose that is what I am inferring,” smiled Hanny. “Take notes of notes!” laughed Ksteve. “It would make a lovely song,”Continue reading “Another extract!!!”
AN extract from the third adventure of Fairy Hanny
Bobby and his Chariot, 2. Meanwhile, back in the sort of Lorded Lands of Turenn and his Fiefdom. “You need to get Bobby and his Chariot as fast as you can!” declared a somewhat concerned Hanny. “He’s already the fastest charioteer. How can we get him any faster?” asked Father Nick. “Are you referring toContinue reading “AN extract from the third adventure of Fairy Hanny”
Some things never change
I came across this old ballad from the 17th Century, as part of the research in my current work. Nothing really changes… “O see ye not yon narrow road So thick beset with thorns and briars? That is the path of righteousness, Though after it but few enquires. ‘And see ye not thatContinue reading “Some things never change”
Envy
My latest thoughts…. Envy I envy the man who sits deadpan, and tells his wife, That the foul cheese flan Tastes really nice. And I envy the guy who can sit by, And look at the beam Of the girl of his dream And says she looks nice. I so envy the chap who hasContinue reading “Envy”
Find Book Publishers
For my first books I chose to self-publish on Amazon. For my detective series I will be looking for a publisher, so I found the following advice really useful! Are you interested in getting a book that you wrote published? If you are, you need to find the publisher that is the perfect fit forContinue reading “Find Book Publishers”
Letters from France?
Sitting here today working on part of my Inspector Flaange detective series and I suddenly remembered the term ‘French Letter’ as a euphemism for a condom. So I wondered why is it ‘French Letter’? Any ideas? I found this quote “In Britain, this is a rather old-fashioned euphemism for a condom; in France the phraseContinue reading “Letters from France?”
Some thoughts on Self-Publishing
Are you an author who has a book that you would like to see published? If you are, you should know that you do have a few different options. While the most common approach taken involves relying on a third-party publishing house, you do also have the option of self-publishing your own book. At theContinue reading “Some thoughts on Self-Publishing”
Fairy Hanny 