Oh the fish came out the sea,
And turned in to a mammal,
So he had a cup of tea,
And rode off on a camel.
He sauntered on the soft sand dunes,
And it was all so nice,
So he ate a lovely bowl of prunes,
And chocolate covered rice.
He sat down on a bench,
And said that he was bored,
Then he chased a buxom wench,
And turned into a sideboard.
Then the poet came to me,
And claimed to be unstable,
So he asked me for my key,
To feast upon my table.
Published by Phoenix
I have been a teacher all my life. That doesn't just mean in School! I taught my brothers to ride bikes and go camping in the mountains. I taught Football, Cricket, Squash, Sailing, Climbing and Karate. In BNI I became the Education Coordinator. With my Property Business I laid on Investment Seminars. I taught my sons to Fish for Carp. And I still teach Maths and Physics to students who want to go to University to study Medicine or Engineering. Now I am teaching people the things I am learning online.
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