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I’VE BEEN THINKING

Originally posted on keithgarrettpoetry:
I thought i’d call to you and talk awhile, I’m sitting here alone, I’ve been thinking. What can i do to make this world a better place, Let go of anger and sometimes terrible thoughts. Do not waste this time that I’ve been given, Smile and say hello to a passerby.…

Eye opening drinks…

Sometimes things just don’t seem right. Interesting Orange Juice I just bought in Kazakhstan… Apparently the Russian says “First Hand Quality”

found on the net…

Trust us! You want to read this story… As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As IContinue reading “found on the net…”

More singing Fish

As our explorers heave to off the coast of Flaw Reader, we are introduced to Steven who runs a Fish and Chip shop much-loved by the Witches, Ogres and other unsavoury characters. Steven was originally a purveyor of fine Fish in Chips in Aldeburgh, Suffolk, but due to a mishap as the Witch Iz playedContinue reading “More singing Fish”

Online Pharmacy – Pure Gibberish

I am forever getting emails for Viagra and penis enlargement. Someone has clearly been spreading rumours (that’s all that gets spread these days…) But here is a fantastic advert – love it… “fifteen-story Yurkovsky, December for with realized was I was knew examined front by the his a took the Scales.” Olympic, in was inContinue reading “Online Pharmacy – Pure Gibberish”

Physicist proves watched kettles do boil!

They say a watched kettle never boils, but Irish Physicist Eamon Glasscock has set out to disprove this theory and made some other remarkable discoveries on the way. Glasscock, 26, a post-doctoral Research Fellow at the University of Wollongong in Dubai, has spent a lifetime fascinated by things that get hot. “As a child IContinue reading “Physicist proves watched kettles do boil!”

Interview on BBC Radio Suffolk

Thursday 15th August 2013 Mr Swifty will be interviewed by Lesley Dolphin on BBC Radio Suffolk. Swifty will be a ‘sofa guest’ to talk about life, travelling and writing. Having spent the last seven years travelling to Florida, Spain and Cyprus to sell apartments, then on to Qatar, Abu Dhabi and China to teach Mathematics,Continue reading “Interview on BBC Radio Suffolk”