“Where have ye been all the day, my own dear darling boy?
Where have ye been all the day, my own dear comfort and joy?”
“I have been down to the beach, make my bed mummy do,
Make my bed mummy do.”
“What did you see on the beach, my own dear darling boy?
“What did you see on the beach, my own dear comfort and joy?”
“I saw tits and I saw flab, make my bed mummy do,
Make my bed mummy do.”
“What type of tits did you see?, my own dear darling boy?
And how much flab did you see? my own dear comfort and joy?”
“Wombles noses and camels toes, make my bed mummy do,
Make my bed mummy do.”
“What did you do with your boner? my own dear darling boy?
“What did you do with your boner? my own dear comfort and joy
“I spanked well and I spanked it clean make my bed mummy do,
Make my bed mummy do.”
“Tell me where did your spaff go? my own dear darling boy?
“Tell me where did your spaff go? my own dear comfort and joy
“There he swelled and there he flied, make my bed mummy do,
Make my bed mummy do.”
“I fear that you have played too hard. my own dear darling boy?
“I fear that you have tossed too hard, my own dear comfort and joy
“It was great fun but my wrist is numb, make my bed mummy do,
Make my bed mummy do.”
“What will you leave on the puppy’s nose? my own dear darling boy?
What will you leave on the puppy’s nose? my own dear comfort and joy
“I’ll leave cream and I´ll leave spaff, make my bed mummy do,
Make my bed mummy do.”
“What will you leave on the ladies gusset, my own dear darling boy?
What will you leave on the ladies gusset, my own dear comfort and joy?”
“Three white mice and a packet of rice,
so make my bed mummy do.”
Fairy Hanny 