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Author Archives: Phoenix
In BED with CBA syndrome! Send me an OAR!
Deep, Deep within me! Somewhere inside is a brilliant writer. He has plans for two more Fairy Hanny books, at least 4 Inspector Flaange books, the epic story of life at St. Nedds and the trilogy called ‘Going to California’, a semi-autobiography of growing through the 70’s, 80’s and now. Sadly I am in BEDContinue reading “In BED with CBA syndrome! Send me an OAR!”
A Cool Cat Scan
Am I a fan Of Lana Scan? You know what? I think I am!
Oh Mr. Keats – I only borrrowed a couple of lines…
Gathering Grapes to drink one night. Oh what can ail thee Lana Scan? Alone and palely loitering? Come and sit beside the Lake, And listen to me sing. “Heaven knows when I might see, A Monkey in The Banyan Tree, Coming down to look at me Offering a cup of tea. “In times gone byContinue reading “Oh Mr. Keats – I only borrrowed a couple of lines…”
Tasha
An opportunity missed Hardly ever kissed Though she did insist On love.
I sit beside the fire and think – Tolkein
I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen of meadow-flowers and butterflies in summers that have been; Of yellow leaves and gossamer in autumns that there were, with morning mist and silver sun and wind upon my hair. I sit beside the fire and think of how the world willContinue reading “I sit beside the fire and think – Tolkein”
Time Flies.
I took my watch on an Aeroplane… I can’t believe it is over a month since I bothered with Fairy Hanny and her delightful adventures. Coming back to Kazakhstan, new idiots to deal with, old girlfriends coming back, new girls acting just like the old ones, a minor flood in my apartment, extra work asContinue reading “Time Flies.”
Adult Shop
Bizarre! Driving down the A1 from Liverpool to Ipswich. I know it isn’t the most direct route but it avoids that great big car park called the M6. So there at the side of the A1 is ‘The A1 Adult Store’ – I kid you not. My curiosity got the better of me so IContinue reading “Adult Shop”
Happy feckin birthday to me
If other people do not understand our behavior—so what? Their request that we must only do what they understand is an attempt to dictate to us. If this is being “asocial” or “irrational” in their eyes, so be it. Mostly they resent our freedom and our courage to be ourselves. We owe nobody an explanationContinue reading “Happy feckin birthday to me”
Book Number three from Uranus
No working title but the plan has been written. Soon to publish book number 2 in the series -“Trans Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranüs” – following on from the first outing of Fairy Hanny in “Strange Things From Uranüs”. I have the plan for the third book based on an old Celtic Myth.Continue reading “Book Number three from Uranus”
Fairy Hanny 