I flew back to Kazakhstan at Easter, bringing with me an Aloe Vera plant. I grew this one and lots of others from one original I had ten years ago. Fabulous plants for dealing with small cuts and burns. Anyway this one had three offshoots on it so I decided to plant them. They wereContinue reading “Symbolic Bollocks”
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Mr J. Annual reminder
But now the days are short, I’m in the autumn of my years And I think of my life as vintage wine From fine old kegs From the brim to the dregs It poured sweet and clear It was a very good year
Daisy Daisy
Walking along Renmin nan Lu after dinner in Grandma’s Kitchen. ‘No matter what’ dances out on the pavement with Chinese Grannies and small children. Daisy Daisy you gave me your answer.
Elvis
Of course the Elfs on Uranus speak Elvis. Wurlitzer! Thankyou very much! Even when they see the Blue Moon of Ken Tucky. But today I listened to Elvis – ‘You were always on my mind’ and I thought of Tasha…
Bell Bottomed George.
From ‘ Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus’. Available later this year. Bell Bottomed George. Wayne and Ken had to sit down as they watched the embrace of the two cousins, Hanny and Mutch. It was an exotic hug with breasts squeezed gently together, arms around buttocks and sloppy kisses. Hanny and Mutch hadContinue reading “Bell Bottomed George.”
Marketing – top tip to improve sales
You can sell anything with a pair of tits.
Say you love me
Dessie sings for Tasha I’VE WAITED AS LONG AS I CAN (Hylo Brown) I’ve waited for you and I’ve always been true, But this waiting no longer I can stand. I know you’ve had time, dear, to make up your mind. I’ve waited as long as I can. CHORUS: I’ve waited for you to sayContinue reading “Say you love me”
Jabberwocky
I have just been reminded of this by @JadeVarden Jabberwocky By Lewis Carroll 1832–1898 Lewis Carroll ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. “Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the JubjubContinue reading “Jabberwocky”
A problem with wedding tackle…
Strange Things from Uranus
The second volume will be available on Kindle next month. So grab this one and get ready!!!!
Fairy Hanny 