Cigarettes!
The smell really does bring out my Tourette’s…
I don’t care that people are smoking themselves to death while making some tobacco company owner very rich. I just hate the feckin smell! Why do gobshites have to light up their stink system in restaurants?

We banned it in bars and restaurants in the UK. They should do the same in Indonesia.
I do not want to be breathing in that stench.
Restaurant owners should realise that they are losing customers by allowing one selfish git to smoke while others are eating.
When I was in Thailand last year the government had made it legal to smoke cannabis. Again I have no moral objection – it just feckin stinks! It’s like someone set fire to a piss-soaked mattress. And the Thai government have noticed a drop in the number of young families visiting the country.
It really is time for FACS – the Farters Against Cigarette Smoke. Let them filthy baskets have their ciggy smoke countered by loud, smelly air biscuits!
