Thanks to Geoff Mac for this…
An Israeli doctor says:
“In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles,
put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.”
A German doctor says:…
“That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
A Russian doctor says:
“Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”
A British doctor laughs:
“You all are way behind us!
Five years ago,
we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Prime Minister.
Now, the whole country is looking for work!”
Fairy Hanny 