I need a kick up the arse!
I finished ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’ two months ago, but still haven’t got round to putting out a kindle version. Probably because I am too lazy to make a cover.
Though I am also working on ‘St. Nedds’ a school based story in which a Physics teacher gets his revenge on a Fuckwit Headmistress with the help of some Sloths and a Proboscis Monkey.
And then there are the three Inspector Flaange novels…