Ethereal images in the night sigh Scream your name as they pass by My Blue Mosque night time lullaby Kazak ladies of the sky.
Author Archives: Phoenix
Planets
Starry night in Istanbul. Somewhere in the sky are two bright lights, planets I am told. Spectacular. One is Venüs. The other may as well be Uranüs as they mean feck all to me! And the Moon is a slippery banana.
Esmerelda in Istanbul
Cover your hair Esmerelda! You know it makes men unable to control their sexual urges! The uplifting bra, tight top and arşe hugging skinny jeans are fine though!
Rumi – nating
She walked away, the never that would not be. Disappeared into the amorphous cloud of humanity on Sultanahmet. Rumi found it hilarious.
Symbolic Bollocks
I flew back to Kazakhstan at Easter, bringing with me an Aloe Vera plant. I grew this one and lots of others from one original I had ten years ago. Fabulous plants for dealing with small cuts and burns. Anyway this one had three offshoots on it so I decided to plant them. They wereContinue reading “Symbolic Bollocks”
Mr J. Annual reminder
But now the days are short, I’m in the autumn of my years And I think of my life as vintage wine From fine old kegs From the brim to the dregs It poured sweet and clear It was a very good year
Daisy Daisy
Walking along Renmin nan Lu after dinner in Grandma’s Kitchen. ‘No matter what’ dances out on the pavement with Chinese Grannies and small children. Daisy Daisy you gave me your answer.
Elvis
Of course the Elfs on Uranus speak Elvis. Wurlitzer! Thankyou very much! Even when they see the Blue Moon of Ken Tucky. But today I listened to Elvis – ‘You were always on my mind’ and I thought of Tasha…
Bell Bottomed George.
From ‘ Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus’. Available later this year. Bell Bottomed George. Wayne and Ken had to sit down as they watched the embrace of the two cousins, Hanny and Mutch. It was an exotic hug with breasts squeezed gently together, arms around buttocks and sloppy kisses. Hanny and Mutch hadContinue reading “Bell Bottomed George.”
Marketing – top tip to improve sales
You can sell anything with a pair of tits.
Fairy Hanny 