Phoenix

Dealing with Change

I’ve been through so many changes over the last decade I’m no longer sure what day it is. I’ve lived in Florida, Doha (twice), UK, Chengdu China, Abu Dhabi and Almaty Kazakhstan. Ten jobs, two wives and lots or gorgeous friends! So when I saw this I had to share… ” How do you dealContinue reading “Dealing with Change”

Science jokes

How Many Will You Get? 1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum. 3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers. 4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar.Continue reading “Science jokes”

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Fairy Nuff

The gorgeous Fairy Nuff makes a brief appearance in ‘Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus’ , alongside her cousin Hadi .

David Cameron

Thanks to Geoff Mac for this… An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.” A German doctor says:… “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in anotherContinue reading “David Cameron”

Kick up the arse

I need a kick up the arse! I finished ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’ two months ago, but still haven’t got round to putting out a kindle version. Probably because I am too lazy to make a cover. Though I am also working on ‘St. Nedds’ a school based story in which aContinue reading “Kick up the arse”

Tedious twats

This reminds me of how I feel when people put pictures of cats or their latest meal on Facebook!

Happy Man

Today I received my first royalty cheque for “Strange Things From Uranus”. That makes me a very happy man.

Bruce Lee

Scorflufus!

My knees are hurting so I thought of Spike Milligan “There are many diseases, That strike people’s kneeses, Scorflufus! is one by name It comes from the East Packed in bladders of yeast So the Chinese must take half the blame. There’s a case in the files Of Sir Barrington-Pyles While hunting a fox oneContinue reading “Scorflufus!”