When first I came to Kazakhstan, I never dreamt of Lana Scan. Or how on Earth it could ever be That I would see myself in effigy. Backstabbing cronies telling lies I want to stab them in the eyes, And ride roughshod upon their heads As I set fire to their feather beds. Continue reading “Svetlana”
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Sad tale number 2
It is with great sadness that I have to relate the story of the death of my beloved Headmaster, Mr Christopher Peacock. He was, as usual, interfering in a part of the school he knows nothing about, trying his best to see what kind of learning takes place in a subject he does not comprehend.Continue reading “Sad tale number 2”
Sad tale
My Uncle died at the airport. He had a Terminal illness…
Third outing
Fairy Hanny is working her way through the quests with the Sons of Turenn. I met Fairy Hanny but she told me to feck off!
A Pair of tits
They said I can sell anything with a pair of tits.
Halloween
Cheap joke
A smile is like a simile.
In BED with CBA syndrome! Send me an OAR!
Deep, Deep within me! Somewhere inside is a brilliant writer. He has plans for two more Fairy Hanny books, at least 4 Inspector Flaange books, the epic story of life at St. Nedds and the trilogy called ‘Going to California’, a semi-autobiography of growing through the 70’s, 80’s and now. Sadly I am in BEDContinue reading “In BED with CBA syndrome! Send me an OAR!”
A Cool Cat Scan
Am I a fan Of Lana Scan? You know what? I think I am!
Oh Mr. Keats – I only borrrowed a couple of lines…
Gathering Grapes to drink one night. Oh what can ail thee Lana Scan? Alone and palely loitering? Come and sit beside the Lake, And listen to me sing. “Heaven knows when I might see, A Monkey in The Banyan Tree, Coming down to look at me Offering a cup of tea. “In times gone byContinue reading “Oh Mr. Keats – I only borrrowed a couple of lines…”
Fairy Hanny 