Author Archives: Phoenix
Roger
A warning for teachers
The Dark Side of Uranus
I just added the draft of the first chapter. Well worth a look. https://fairyhanny.com/chapter-1-the-hero/trans-uranic-elements-the-dark-side-of-uranus/
Social Farting
Makes as much sense as Social Smoking! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rIj2DWQRdw
Ancient Onanists – of course.
So were the Ancient Chinese soldiers really Onanists? And it looks like a couple have pulled the head off!
Bearded Clams
I found this story recently, about British Scientists. When a clam was dredged up from the bottom of the sea of Iceland, a team of scientists eagerly cracked it open – killing the oldest animal in the world. The mollusc was 507 years old – when it was born, Michelangelo was just about to startContinue reading “Bearded Clams”
Spooky life
When I was a kid I used to visit the Walker Art Gallery in Liverpool. This was one of my favourite paintings. I used to stand in front of this magical picture for ages, trying to imagine what it must have been like in Pompeii as the City disappeared. The painting is called ‘Faithful UntoContinue reading “Spooky life”
The answer is blowing in the Brazilian Wind – another fart story
A very smelly news item. A Brazilian company said Wednesday it was bringing to market a garlic capsule designed to tackle flatulence. “This garlic oil is rich in antioxidants and deodorants and combats intestinal dysbiosis, a colon malfunction that increases flatulence,” Polias chemist Joseth Gimenes told AFP. Garlic itself is renowned for giving off aContinue reading “The answer is blowing in the Brazilian Wind – another fart story”
Organic Salt
I kid you not. She came home with this. “I’ve bought organic salt” “Not possible.” “It says so on the packet!” “Then someone is lying. Salt is a compound of Sodium and Chlorine, neither of which could be described as organic.” “But it is made in France! From the sea!” “You mean it is rockContinue reading “Organic Salt”
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