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“It’s time we saved our Buffalo from the French,” declares Senator Ted Cruz

After his outrage about how rejoining the Paris Climate agreement will only benefit Parisians, Senator Ted Cruz, the single celled amoeba from Texas, has declared war on funding other countries with American foods. “The Buffalo is a Great American Symbol. … Continue reading

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The sayings of DC Jason Beaver

Sadly young Beaver is not the smartest detective at the picnic. He misquotes though I’m not sure if it is deliberate or not… Water off a Dutch back. No pockets in a crowd. Daft as a bush. You can lead … Continue reading

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Another true story from America…

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