“It’s time we saved our Buffalo from the French,” declares Senator Ted Cruz

After his outrage about how rejoining the Paris Climate agreement will only benefit Parisians, Senator Ted Cruz, the single celled amoeba from Texas, has declared war on funding other countries with American foods. “The Buffalo is a Great American Symbol. It reminds us of how we starved the indigenous people so we could make warmContinue reading ““It’s time we saved our Buffalo from the French,” declares Senator Ted Cruz”

The sayings of DC Jason Beaver

Sadly young Beaver is not the smartest detective at the picnic. He misquotes though I’m not sure if it is deliberate or not… Water off a Dutch back. No pockets in a crowd. Daft as a bush. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him think. Too many cooks spoil theContinue reading “The sayings of DC Jason Beaver”