I kid you not. She came home with this.
“I’ve bought organic salt”
“Not possible.”
“It says so on the packet!”
“Then someone is lying. Salt is a compound of Sodium and Chlorine, neither of which could be described as organic.”
“But it is made in France! From the sea!”
“You mean it is rock salt?”
“Yes. Organic.”
“You have SFB.”
“What is that?”
“An organic substance between your ears.”
“Really?”
“Yes – Shit For Brains!”
It didn’t go down well…
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I have been a teacher all my life. That doesn't just mean in School! I taught my brothers to ride bikes and go camping in the mountains. I taught Football, Cricket, Squash, Sailing, Climbing and Karate. In BNI I became the Education Coordinator. With my Property Business I laid on Investment Seminars. I taught my sons to Fish for Carp. And I still teach Maths and Physics to students who want to go to University to study Medicine or Engineering. Now I am teaching people the things I am learning online.
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