Organic Salt

I kid you  not. She came home with this.

“I’ve bought organic salt”

“Not possible.”

“It says so on the packet!”

“Then someone is lying. Salt is a compound of Sodium and Chlorine, neither of which could be described as organic.”

“But it is made in France! From the sea!”

“You mean it is rock salt?”

“Yes. Organic.”

“You have SFB.”

“What is that?”

“An organic substance between your ears.”

“Really?”

“Yes – Shit For Brains!”

It didn’t go down well…

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