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Two short poems

Posted on June 8, 2020 by

On learning to ride; Women. Sylvia Pike Had a bike, Until she met Mike. Then she bought a trike.   Broken Heart I will diminish and Go West, Wearing a string vest, And have a good long rest If I … Continue reading →

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27. Fat Larry and the Charnel House.

Posted on October 2, 2019 by

As the Sun beat down they lay on the ground and you could almost hear them talk. It turned out it was just Ethel with her lawnmower. Still, she knows what she likes. Bogey had guided them carefully through the … Continue reading →

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26. For whom the Trolls Bell.

Posted on September 27, 2019 by

I suppose it was an artful escape. Hanny at her peak; though Peter would have preferred a peak at Hanny. He was so far out on the relationship now. He knew he owed her his life but could not be … Continue reading →

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Chapter 5 – Of Gold mines and magic undies.

Posted on May 28, 2019 by

The sextet could have formed a magical jazz band. Innocent would have to be the drummer what with being fat and lazy, with Greg on the double bass – his overlong arms and squat legs made him ideal to handle … Continue reading →

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Chapter 2 – Desperately seeking Innocent.

Posted on May 11, 2019 by

It was a relatively short, though oppressive walk to the City of Setebos. The woodland clung to their breath as they toddled along in search of forgiveness and a potential cure. The sky looked down gravely on the heroes, overcasting … Continue reading →

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I suppose ´stupid´ is the best word

Posted on August 5, 2017 by

So there is this woman I know. Cute in a tall sort of way. I´m not sure if you call her east European as she is from Belarus which apparently is still part of Russia. I never quite got a … Continue reading →

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Indian policeman shoots himself to win bravery award

Posted on August 15, 2013 by

A policeman in India was recovering in hospital after he shot himself in a misguided attempt to win a bravery award. Mahesh Rajguru claimed that six unidentified men opened fire when he was on personal protection duty at a house … Continue reading →

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