Tag Archives: women

Picture yourself (with a little man) in a boat on a river.

Posted on January 19, 2020 by

Hanny had made up her mind and taken leave of King Innocent. “Why are you leaving me girl?” asked the King. “Oh Majestic Majesty, King of Kings, Lord of the Dance, and Suzerain of Suspect Undies! I need to find … Continue reading →

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Who Says Words With My Mouth?

Posted on November 19, 2019 by

I haven’t written much recently. I was busy with the launch of Strange Things From Uranus on Amazon Kindle and Paperback. Then I began editing  Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus. Then my blood pressure spike to the point … Continue reading →

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Updated version, ready for the sequels.

Posted on October 29, 2019 by

Kindle and paperback version uploaded to Amazon today. I will post links as soon as it is available. Some comments from first time round… “Just reading your novel…can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud reading a book!!! I’m … Continue reading →

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29. Waiting; waiting for you.

Posted on October 5, 2019 by

Timelines run at funny angles. So do ley lines, allegedly. As for Chi lines they travel up and down your body like nobodies business. Railway lines are all curved and paid for out of government funding. Tramlines run through Manchester … Continue reading →

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27. Fat Larry and the Charnel House.

Posted on October 2, 2019 by

As the Sun beat down they lay on the ground and you could almost hear them talk. It turned out it was just Ethel with her lawnmower. Still, she knows what she likes. Bogey had guided them carefully through the … Continue reading →

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26. For whom the Trolls Bell.

Posted on September 27, 2019 by

I suppose it was an artful escape. Hanny at her peak; though Peter would have preferred a peak at Hanny. He was so far out on the relationship now. He knew he owed her his life but could not be … Continue reading →

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The tale continues – I am back in Casablanca

Posted on September 17, 2019 by

 Chapter 23. Losing you.   When you’re on the road again you should have a code that you can live by. You can call it the Highway Code and make sure it is available from all good bookshops. When travelling on … Continue reading →

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