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Chapter 5 – Of Gold mines and magic undies.

The sextet could have formed a magical jazz band. Innocent would have to be the drummer what with being fat and lazy, with Greg on the double bass – his overlong arms and squat legs made him ideal to handle … Continue reading

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Chapter 3 – In the Court of the King with the Crimson Face.

It turned out to be much easier than ever to find their way there, to the Great Hall in the Great Castle in the Great City of Setebos. They did turn left and enter door number three. From there they … Continue reading

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Man Shook!

Something told me it was over; Actually It was Etta James.                                                                 See. When I sensed, You and him kissing.   Istanbul Modern walking down the rain poured path, Clear my suede shoes. They´re not blue! No I left them … Continue reading

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My right foot

She who must not be mentioned says she must not be mentioned. So I will talk about my right foot.   It is still there, despite an attempt many years ago by a taxi driver, who due to lack of … Continue reading

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I suppose ´stupid´ is the best word

So there is this woman I know. Cute in a tall sort of way. I´m not sure if you call her east European as she is from Belarus which apparently is still part of Russia. I never quite got a … Continue reading

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Women, women, women and women!

So Anna is angry at me for wanting to promote her Art work through my Twitter and Facebook accounts. I would normally drop one of her pictures in here but I will give it a miss this time. I don´t … Continue reading

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Friends, stupidity, the beach, boobs and bums

Today I got stuck on a couple of paragraphs, attempting to explain the delights of floating down the River Thyme on a barge. I had the two Elf´s, Mad Tom of Bedlam, Mad Magdalene and Fairy Hanny on the barge … Continue reading

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