Tales from the poolside, Sanur

Old jokes.

That last post about Dr. Who reminded me of a joke I told my sister, but for many years she just didn’t understand it. I’m not talking about a sister as a child but as an aduklt professional nurse.

The joke;

‘What do Eartha Kitt and Dr. Who have in common?’

It was many years before she twigged. One time when I was visiting her and I had severe tummy rumbles I explained that I was dying for an Eartha, and promptly ran to the bathroom.

‘Eartha Kitt,’ she laughed as I returned. ‘I get it now!’

On another occasion I told my sons different old joke;

‘Did you hear about the guy who thought innuendo was the Italian word for a suppository?’

Two smiled, the youngest, Ben looked bemused.

‘I don’t get it!’

Many years later when I returned from one of my many travels I was telling them about how many Brits abroad will use shouty language to get food or drink. As an example I quoted ‘You-oh, get-oh me-oh, a beer-oh!’ as an example I heard in Spain.

Suddenly Ben laughed.

‘Innuendo!’ he said.

Finally, for now, am I the only one who recalls from secondary school, boys saying they were dying for a J. Arthur?

Published by Phoenix

I have been a teacher all my life. That doesn't just mean in School! I taught my brothers to ride bikes and go camping in the mountains. I taught Football, Cricket, Squash, Sailing, Climbing and Karate. In BNI I became the Education Coordinator. With my Property Business I laid on Investment Seminars. I taught my sons to Fish for Carp. And I still teach Maths and Physics to students who want to go to University to study Medicine or Engineering. Now I am teaching people the things I am learning online.

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