From ‘ Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus’. Available later this year. Bell Bottomed George. Wayne and Ken had to sit down as they watched the embrace of the two cousins, Hanny and Mutch. It was an exotic hug with breasts squeezed gently together, arms around buttocks and sloppy kisses. Hanny and Mutch hadContinue reading “Bell Bottomed George.”
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Marketing – top tip to improve sales
You can sell anything with a pair of tits.
Say you love me
Dessie sings for Tasha I’VE WAITED AS LONG AS I CAN (Hylo Brown) I’ve waited for you and I’ve always been true, But this waiting no longer I can stand. I know you’ve had time, dear, to make up your mind. I’ve waited as long as I can. CHORUS: I’ve waited for you to sayContinue reading “Say you love me”
Jabberwocky
I have just been reminded of this by @JadeVarden Jabberwocky By Lewis Carroll 1832–1898 Lewis Carroll ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. “Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the JubjubContinue reading “Jabberwocky”
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Strange Things from Uranus
The second volume will be available on Kindle next month. So grab this one and get ready!!!!
Dealing with Change
I’ve been through so many changes over the last decade I’m no longer sure what day it is. I’ve lived in Florida, Doha (twice), UK, Chengdu China, Abu Dhabi and Almaty Kazakhstan. Ten jobs, two wives and lots or gorgeous friends! So when I saw this I had to share… ” How do you dealContinue reading “Dealing with Change”
Science jokes
How Many Will You Get? 1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum. 3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers. 4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar.Continue reading “Science jokes”
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Fairy Nuff
The gorgeous Fairy Nuff makes a brief appearance in ‘Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus’ , alongside her cousin Hadi .
Fairy Hanny 