How Many Will You Get? 1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum. 3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers. 4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar.Continue reading “Science jokes”
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Malaysian man comes up short after buying £100 penis enlarger online… but gets sent a £5 magnifying glass with warning ‘Do not use in sunlight’
A vain Malaysian man who ordered a penis enlarger online was stunned when the device was delivered – a magnifying glass! To add insult to injury the magnifying glass came with an instruction that would at least prevent the man from causing injury to himself. It read: Do Not Use in Sunlight. The victim ofContinue reading “Malaysian man comes up short after buying £100 penis enlarger online… but gets sent a £5 magnifying glass with warning ‘Do not use in sunlight’”