Phoenix

Boss eyed

I used to date a cross-eyed woman but couldn’t stand it. I always felt she was looking at another man.

While changing planes at Charles de Gaulle airport, we had to board a bus to take us to the terminal. It pulled up to the building, everyone got off and stopped in front of an automatic door. Which automatically stayed closed. People started to pile up. They began to peer through the glass, look around,Continue reading “Creativity.”

11 of the World’s Oldest Breweries | Mental Floss UK

11 of the World’s Oldest Breweries | Mental Floss UK.

So I conclude I lost Christmas.

Happy is the man who is happy Sad is the man who is sad. And where did you get your oilskin coat It’s nifty and not too bad. I got it from a chap deep in the ground Whilst sojourning in Old Baghdad. So your Slothskin cap and mandolin Where you got them, can youContinue reading “So I conclude I lost Christmas.”

erase

I deleted her phone number. Her email address. Her Skype address. Everything. But I can’t delete her from my heart.

Hi Ho Silver

I was flying back to England on one of those antiquated planes beloved of Air Astana. Polite hello to my fellow passenger. “Hi” We eventually started a conversation. “I am a Physics teacher” “I’m a research Scientist” Wow! So what was her current area of research? Male sexuality. “Really?” “That must be fascinating!” “Yes. WeContinue reading “Hi Ho Silver”

Another Maths teacher

The Walrus and The Carpenter Lewis Carroll (from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872) The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might: He did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright– And this was odd, because it was The middle of the night. The moonContinue reading “Another Maths teacher”

Fishing for compliments

Sonja A’Tonya

Gorgeously pretty Russian teacher on attachment to St. Nedds in Suffolk. Blond, long legs, incredibly intelligent. Dr. Graham Boreham-Quigley, Physics teacher, fell in love with her instantly. But somehow managed to break her heart. Lack of respect? Lack of self-respect. There will be more of this in the next book ‘St. Nedds’ “As I wasContinue reading “Sonja A’Tonya”

Strange things from Uranus

When I first came up with this title I missed that it says S T F U. The follow up ‘ Trans Uranic Elements: The dark Side of Uranus’ is getting ready for publication so I thought I’d push the original!