Brownies. It had been over a week since Peter had surrendered. He was starting to understand how serious it could be to overdo things, yet there was still a naughty spirit within him which made him want to push that little bit further. He knew his friends, and Hanny, were a little fed up withContinue reading “Chapter 18”
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Chapter 15
Overdose. The group sat on the beach at Both, watching the waves coming in and going out. They sat in two groups of five, the local delicious Fairies and the five travellers. To a casual observer it may have appeared that they sat as two alternative groups, six Fairies and four travellers. To the moreContinue reading “Chapter 15”
Chapter 14
Problems in Both. The approach to the coast turned out to be very pleasant. The smell of the salt in the air made their spirits rise and the thought of a good nights kip surrounded by hot chicks, and the possibility of fresh meat for the Orc babe, made them so much more contented. ExceptContinue reading “Chapter 14”
Chapter 13
You can’t fool me. The dubious quintet continued South. It would be nice to say it got warmer but it didn’t, the surface temperature being pretty much the same all over the planet. It was very, very cold at the extreme south and extreme north, known as the Poles, apparently, but throughout the rest ofContinue reading “Chapter 13”
Chapter 12
I see a Pixy and I want it painted black. The Chancellor’s Chief Hench thing gathered together his team of Brownies to do the dirty on Peter. They needed to dig deep into his past and uncover any kind of trouble they could. Was there any scandal surrounding sex or finance? Did he have aContinue reading “Chapter 12”
Chapter 11
On the origins of Warwick Hunt. Warwick Hunt had arrived at the City of Setebos some years earlier after a freak accident involving aggrieved co-workers, a spot of jealousy, a wormhole and a bubbling vat of lard. The very scary Warwick Hunt originates from Earth though not quite down to earth; he had ideas aboveContinue reading “Chapter 11”
Chapter 9
Dumbell Ena The atmosphere inside the inn was very much like that of any Public House anywhere in the Known Universe. It was probably the same as any Public House in the Unknown Universe but that will never be known. There was one major difference; you have to travel far and wide on earth toContinue reading “Chapter 9”
Chapter 8
At the sign of the Slug and Rider. The afternoon wore on and the Sun sank her heavy head toward the horizon. In a twirl of mysticism the Sun sang, and she wants us all to know that she gets tired too and is glad of the night so she can rest. The quartet trudgedContinue reading “Chapter 8”
Chapter 6
Of Gold mines and magic undies. The sextet could have formed a magical jazz band. Innocent would have to be the drummer what with being fat and lazy, with Greg on the double bass – his overlong arms and squat legs made him ideal to handle the instrument, while his ugly face would look coolContinue reading “Chapter 6”
Chapter 5
Did you know I originally wrote this story as a Radio script? The BBC just weren’t interested so I changed it into a book! “ Bearing Our Souls. It was now a delight to be in the presence of the newly perfumed King, in the Great Hall with its Great Walls and Great Columns andContinue reading “Chapter 5”
Fairy Hanny 