On the origins of Warwick Hunt. Warwick Hunt had arrived at the City of Setebos some years earlier after a freak accident involving aggrieved co-workers, a spot of jealousy, a wormhole and a bubbling vat of lard. The very scary Warwick Hunt originates from Earth though not quite down to earth; he had ideas aboveContinue reading “Chapter 11”
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Chapter 9
Dumbell Ena The atmosphere inside the inn was very much like that of any Public House anywhere in the Known Universe. It was probably the same as any Public House in the Unknown Universe but that will never be known. There was one major difference; you have to travel far and wide on earth toContinue reading “Chapter 9”
Chapter 8
At the sign of the Slug and Rider. The afternoon wore on and the Sun sank her heavy head toward the horizon. In a twirl of mysticism the Sun sang, and she wants us all to know that she gets tired too and is glad of the night so she can rest. The quartet trudgedContinue reading “Chapter 8”
Chapter 6
Of Gold mines and magic undies. The sextet could have formed a magical jazz band. Innocent would have to be the drummer what with being fat and lazy, with Greg on the double bass – his overlong arms and squat legs made him ideal to handle the instrument, while his ugly face would look coolContinue reading “Chapter 6”
Chapter 5
Did you know I originally wrote this story as a Radio script? The BBC just weren’t interested so I changed it into a book! “ Bearing Our Souls. It was now a delight to be in the presence of the newly perfumed King, in the Great Hall with its Great Walls and Great Columns andContinue reading “Chapter 5”
Chapter 2
The hero The screams were unmerciful. It was as though all the sinners of the world had combined into one unholy union and screeched their anguish into a synthesised megaphone. Was someone being whipped a cripple? The yelps of misery continued but fluctuated with a moaning like the desperate sob of a Brontosaurus attempting toContinue reading “Chapter 2”
Review – The Adventures of Fairy Hanny
I’m close to publishing the Third book featuring the gorgeous Fairy Hanny. In the next Adventure we see Hanny spirited away through Time to the Land of Faery, where she is enlisted to help the Sons of Turenn in their quests to pay off the Blood Debt owed to Lugh after the murder of Kian.Continue reading “Review – The Adventures of Fairy Hanny”
Homophones
I never did understand Ceiling wax and Mathematical cymbals were just too loud!
Another extract!!!
“Take note of the things the Scribe is writing, and then it will make more substance,” explained Hanny. “You want me to make note of the notes produced by the Scribe?” asked Ksteve. “I suppose that is what I am inferring,” smiled Hanny. “Take notes of notes!” laughed Ksteve. “It would make a lovely song,”Continue reading “Another extract!!!”
AN extract from the third adventure of Fairy Hanny
Bobby and his Chariot, 2. Meanwhile, back in the sort of Lorded Lands of Turenn and his Fiefdom. “You need to get Bobby and his Chariot as fast as you can!” declared a somewhat concerned Hanny. “He’s already the fastest charioteer. How can we get him any faster?” asked Father Nick. “Are you referring toContinue reading “AN extract from the third adventure of Fairy Hanny”
Fairy Hanny 