The hero The screams were unmerciful. It was as though all the sinners of the world had combined into one unholy union and screeched their anguish into a synthesised megaphone. Was someone being whipped a cripple? The yelps of misery continued but fluctuated with a moaning like the desperate sob of a Brontosaurus attempting toContinue reading “Chapter 2”
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Review – The Adventures of Fairy Hanny
I’m close to publishing the Third book featuring the gorgeous Fairy Hanny. In the next Adventure we see Hanny spirited away through Time to the Land of Faery, where she is enlisted to help the Sons of Turenn in their quests to pay off the Blood Debt owed to Lugh after the murder of Kian.Continue reading “Review – The Adventures of Fairy Hanny”
Homophones
I never did understand Ceiling wax and Mathematical cymbals were just too loud!
Another extract!!!
“Take note of the things the Scribe is writing, and then it will make more substance,” explained Hanny. “You want me to make note of the notes produced by the Scribe?” asked Ksteve. “I suppose that is what I am inferring,” smiled Hanny. “Take notes of notes!” laughed Ksteve. “It would make a lovely song,”Continue reading “Another extract!!!”
AN extract from the third adventure of Fairy Hanny
Bobby and his Chariot, 2. Meanwhile, back in the sort of Lorded Lands of Turenn and his Fiefdom. “You need to get Bobby and his Chariot as fast as you can!” declared a somewhat concerned Hanny. “He’s already the fastest charioteer. How can we get him any faster?” asked Father Nick. “Are you referring toContinue reading “AN extract from the third adventure of Fairy Hanny”
Some thoughts on Self-Publishing
Are you an author who has a book that you would like to see published? If you are, you should know that you do have a few different options. While the most common approach taken involves relying on a third-party publishing house, you do also have the option of self-publishing your own book. At theContinue reading “Some thoughts on Self-Publishing”
Research!!
Continuing with my writing of the latest book – Fairy Hanny and the Sons of Turenn. Looking back at the things I referred to yesterday as I worked on the latest chapter… Other words for Turd… Lyrics to Nature Boy… Spelling of Diarrhoea… Lots of possible variations! Google translate… Shades of Red… Varieties of PersianContinue reading “Research!!”
Latest!
I am working on my third story featuring the beautiful Fairy Hanny. As I worked through the latest chapter I found I was researching a lot of things, including @The Whore of Babylon’ and a ‘Lakeland Rill’. I also had to check my spelling a lot as my mind moves a lot faster than myContinue reading “Latest!”
Look at this!!!
Look at the fun you can have when you mess around on Canva!! Fairy Hanny does it again!!!
Another adventure for Fairy Hanny
I can’t let a week go by without a little bit of self publicity! I corrected the misprint on the back cover, so you missed you chance to get a unique copy! Hanny is still the heroine, despite the shenanigans of Ken Tucky and Wayne Downe, the two Elfs of some renown. They speak ElvisContinue reading “Another adventure for Fairy Hanny”
Fairy Hanny 