The sayings of DC Jason Beaver

Sadly young Beaver is not the smartest detective at the picnic. He misquotes though I’m not sure if it is deliberate or not…

Water off a Dutch back.

No pockets in a crowd.

Daft as a bush.

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him think.

Too many cooks spoil the pudding.

He who laughs last, laughs last.

A stich in time saves mine.

All good things must come to amend.

All that glitters isn’t cold.

If you make your bed you’d better spy on it.

As you so-so shall you weep.

Beauty is only skin diver.

Beauty is in the eye of the cuckolder.

Better the devil you know rather than sorry.

Crime doesn’t play.

Excretion is the better part of valour.

Published by Phoenix

I have been a teacher all my life. That doesn't just mean in School! I taught my brothers to ride bikes and go camping in the mountains. I taught Football, Cricket, Squash, Sailing, Climbing and Karate. In BNI I became the Education Coordinator. With my Property Business I laid on Investment Seminars. I taught my sons to Fish for Carp. And I still teach Maths and Physics to students who want to go to University to study Medicine or Engineering. Now I am teaching people the things I am learning online.

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