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Playing with words.

Posted on December 29, 2020 by Phoenix

When writing I love to play with words. I always loved how the great, late Ronnie Barker could come up some of the best jokes by just playing with words and their meanings. There is nothing better than the famous … Continue reading →

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Another Physics Joke

Posted on May 22, 2020 by Phoenix
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Back again.

Posted on September 1, 2014 by Phoenix

Long summer break. Very lazy with posts. Spent all of my writing time editing my latest fantastically hilarious book featuring the voluptuous Fairy Hanny. “Trans Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus.” will be available via Amazon as a Paperback … Continue reading →

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The sayings of DC Jason Beaver

Posted on July 17, 2014 by Phoenix

Sadly young Beaver is not the smartest detective at the picnic. He misquotes though I’m not sure if it is deliberate or not… Water off a Dutch back. No pockets in a crowd. Daft as a bush. You can lead … Continue reading →

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Another excerpt from “Dark Side of Uranus”

Posted on May 12, 2014 by Phoenix

And what of Fairy Hanny? Well it will be of no great surprise to realise that this stoic Handmaiden of the Fat King Innocent carried on regardless. She would have preferred to carry on cruising with her cousin Mutch; however … Continue reading →

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Bank Robber

Posted on August 15, 2013 by Phoenix

On Friday, A hooded robber burst into a bank and, at gunpoint, forced the tellers to load their cash into a plain brown bag. As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, … Continue reading →

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Charming the ladies

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Phoenix

I asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from the gentleman … Continue reading →

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