After his outrage about how rejoining the Paris Climate agreement will only benefit Parisians, Senator Ted Cruz, the single celled amoeba from Texas, has declared war on funding other countries with American foods.
“The Buffalo is a Great American Symbol. It reminds us of how we starved the indigenous people so we could make warm hats. And now we are exporting their wings to every country in the world. It’s time to stop this exploitation and let the buffalo fly free in America,” added the former aide to the Moron in Chief.
Cruz has decided on a campaign to stop American hard earned dollars going to support the coffers of other countries. He is particularly angry with Americans who continually support the French and German governments by purchasing French Fries, French toast and hamburgers. He also wants to ban Swiss Rolls and Swiss cheese.
“Why should Americans subsidise those European Communists?” he asked.
He has asked incoming President Biden to stop the sales of Sichuan Peppers and Bombay duck.
“We should stick to traditional American foods like Pizza, Chinese Takeaway and Sauce Americaine,” declared the festering imbecile.
And stuff the Turkey.