Category Archives: Humour
Friday Smile
Gibberish
I do find it hard to believe, but this is something I copied from a website. It was an attempt at selling me something… ” fifteen-story Yurkovsky, December for with realized was I was knew examined front by the his a took the Scales.” Olympic, in was in of a than man stopped hand inContinue reading “Gibberish”
Is this the real Life?
Keep the smiles rolling in
Daft Elves and Time Travellers
“You’re on the ball now!” Wayne adjusted his underwear and sat more comfortably. “Do you know about the Witch King?” enquired Wayne, with a slight look of pain in his eye; though it may just have been a tear of sympathy at his former predicament; or maybe it was irritated by mushroom spores that wanderedContinue reading “Daft Elves and Time Travellers”
Prelude: That what must it be.
Two Black holes collided and ate each other without really affecting the fabric of Space-Time, though that has nothing to do with our story. There is a disturbance in the River of Time, wallowing through the sludgy rising tides in the Sea of Life; churning undefined particles from the beginning to the end of theContinue reading “Prelude: That what must it be.”
“Who finds hundreds of mysteries, Even where minds are deranged?” Rumi
This is from the start of the second book in the ‘Fairy Hanny’ series. “Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark SIde of Uranus”
Lord Randall on the beach.
(This is the tune) “Where have ye been all the day, my own dear darling boy? Where have ye been all the day, my own dear comfort and joy?” “I have been down to the beach, make my bed mummy do, Make my bed mummy do.” “What did you see on the beach, my ownContinue reading “Lord Randall on the beach.”
University Twerps
There were just things that drove me mad. It was the posh boys that did it. You see, they had failed at school and all of their rich mates had gone on to study in the 18th Century at Oxford and Cambridge. Coprolite Studies in city’s trapped inside their own indifference; twas ever thus. PlayingContinue reading “University Twerps”
Fairy Hanny 