Jokes – Page 9 – Fairy Hanny

Chapter 2 – Desperately seeking Innocent.

It was a relatively short, though oppressive walk to the City of Setebos. The woodland clung to their breath as they toddled along in search of forgiveness and a potential cure. The sky looked down gravely on the heroes, overcasting doubt on the success of their mission. The Sun beamed her glorious smile onto theContinue reading “Chapter 2 – Desperately seeking Innocent.”

Last Supper

And it came to pass that they were having a glass or two of vino. Jesus looked but only saw 11 disciples. Yet in the place of Judas was a six pack of Guinness. “What is that?” “That´s Judas´Carry out” replied James. “Will he be along later?” “I doubt it,” said Thomas. “What about someContinue reading “Last Supper”

Sad tale number 2

It is with great sadness that I have to relate the story of the death of my beloved Headmaster, Mr Christopher Peacock. He was, as usual, interfering in a part of the school he knows nothing about, trying his best to see what kind of learning takes place in a subject he does not comprehend.Continue reading “Sad tale number 2”

A Pair of tits

They said I can sell anything with a pair of tits.

Marketing – top tip to improve sales

You can sell anything with a pair of tits.

Science jokes

How Many Will You Get? 1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum. 3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers. 4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar.Continue reading “Science jokes”

Traffic Warden

David Cameron

Thanks to Geoff Mac for this… An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.” A German doctor says:… “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in anotherContinue reading “David Cameron”

Boss eyed

I used to date a cross-eyed woman but couldn’t stand it. I always felt she was looking at another man.

Hi Ho Silver

I was flying back to England on one of those antiquated planes beloved of Air Astana. Polite hello to my fellow passenger. “Hi” We eventually started a conversation. “I am a Physics teacher” “I’m a research Scientist” Wow! So what was her current area of research? Male sexuality. “Really?” “That must be fascinating!” “Yes. WeContinue reading “Hi Ho Silver”