It is with great sadness that I have to relate the story of the death of my beloved Headmaster, Mr Christopher Peacock. He was, as usual, interfering in a part of the school he knows nothing about, trying his best to see what kind of learning takes place in a subject he does not comprehend.Continue reading “Sad tale number 2”
Category Archives: Jokes
A Pair of tits
They said I can sell anything with a pair of tits.
Marketing – top tip to improve sales
You can sell anything with a pair of tits.
Science jokes
How Many Will You Get? 1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum. 3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers. 4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar.Continue reading “Science jokes”
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David Cameron
Thanks to Geoff Mac for this… An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.” A German doctor says:… “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in anotherContinue reading “David Cameron”
Boss eyed
I used to date a cross-eyed woman but couldn’t stand it. I always felt she was looking at another man.
Hi Ho Silver
I was flying back to England on one of those antiquated planes beloved of Air Astana. Polite hello to my fellow passenger. “Hi” We eventually started a conversation. “I am a Physics teacher” “I’m a research Scientist” Wow! So what was her current area of research? Male sexuality. “Really?” “That must be fascinating!” “Yes. WeContinue reading “Hi Ho Silver”
Poop Police with whistles – what a wonderful world!
Children armed with whistles will soon be patrolling villages in central India to try to shame those defecating in the open, a report said Sunday. Madhya Pradesh state government is expected soon to launch the unusual sanitation initiative, in which schoolchildren will blow their whistles loudly when they spot someone squatting in the open instead of usingContinue reading “Poop Police with whistles – what a wonderful world!”
Ken and Wayne meet Mad Tom of Bedlam
An extract from ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’. Some fantastic jokes. ——————– The Elf’s took in the pair before them. Tom, his wild silver hair dancing the conga in its unkempt fiasco of styling, white linen slacks, his shirt a rich salmon pink exhibiting tiny images of stunning Art Deco pendulum clocks, longContinue reading “Ken and Wayne meet Mad Tom of Bedlam”
Fairy Hanny 