I love Kazakhstan

Posted on September 12, 2014 by Phoenix

Well I have been living here in Almaty since January and it is a beautiful place.

It has the second best prettiest women in the world – Liverpool Judy’s always win.

But I have to laugh at some of the names I have come across recently.

There are ladies called Karlygash, Nazgul and Nurgul. Plus a young man called Jamshit…

So I have played a little with some of the family names; some of these are real but I invented most of them – great source of names for a comedy writer.

Smugulitova

Rustibeava

Kunysheva

Slopitova

Tchukitbakova

Takalukova

Slopysheva

Shezadeva

Gerimov

They will find themselves in various short stories or novels soon. Alongside the German onanist Helmutt Schmacher…

About Phoenix

I have been a teacher all my life. That doesn't just mean in School! I taught my brothers to ride bikes and go camping in the mountains. I taught Football, Cricket, Squash, Sailing, Climbing and Karate. In BNI I became the Education Coordinator. With my Property Business I laid on Investment Seminars. I taught my sons to Fish for Carp. And I still teach Maths and Physics to students who want to go to University to study Medicine or Engineering. Now I am teaching people the things I am learning online.
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