Well I have been living here in Almaty since January and it is a beautiful place.

It has the second best prettiest women in the world – Liverpool Judy’s always win.

But I have to laugh at some of the names I have come across recently.

There are ladies called Karlygash, Nazgul and Nurgul. Plus a young man called Jamshit…

So I have played a little with some of the family names; some of these are real but I invented most of them – great source of names for a comedy writer.

Smugulitova

Rustibeava

Kunysheva

Slopitova

Tchukitbakova

Takalukova

Slopysheva

Shezadeva

Gerimov

They will find themselves in various short stories or novels soon. Alongside the German onanist Helmutt Schmacher…