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David Cameron

Thanks to Geoff Mac for this… An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.” A German doctor says:… “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in anotherContinue reading “David Cameron”

Kick up the arse

I need a kick up the arse! I finished ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’ two months ago, but still haven’t got round to putting out a kindle version. Probably because I am too lazy to make a cover. Though I am also working on ‘St. Nedds’ a school based story in which aContinue reading “Kick up the arse”

Tedious twats

This reminds me of how I feel when people put pictures of cats or their latest meal on Facebook!

Happy Man

Today I received my first royalty cheque for “Strange Things From Uranus”. That makes me a very happy man.

Bruce Lee

Scorflufus!

My knees are hurting so I thought of Spike Milligan “There are many diseases, That strike people’s kneeses, Scorflufus! is one by name It comes from the East Packed in bladders of yeast So the Chinese must take half the blame. There’s a case in the files Of Sir Barrington-Pyles While hunting a fox oneContinue reading “Scorflufus!”

Boss eyed

I used to date a cross-eyed woman but couldn’t stand it. I always felt she was looking at another man.

Creativity.

While changing planes at Charles de Gaulle airport, we had to board a bus to take us to the terminal. It pulled up to the building, everyone got off and stopped in front of an automatic door. Which automatically stayed closed. People started to pile up. They began to peer through the glass, look around,Continue reading “Creativity.”

11 of the World’s Oldest Breweries | Mental Floss UK

11 of the World’s Oldest Breweries | Mental Floss UK.

So I conclude I lost Christmas.

Happy is the man who is happy Sad is the man who is sad. And where did you get your oilskin coat It’s nifty and not too bad. I got it from a chap deep in the ground Whilst sojourning in Old Baghdad. So your Slothskin cap and mandolin Where you got them, can youContinue reading “So I conclude I lost Christmas.”