An interesting and embarrassing day! Of course woke with a mixture of jet lag and a hangover. It turns out the beer bottles here cost fifty thousand rupiah, which is about £2,20, and each one is 620 ml. A pint in the UK is about 570 ml and costs between £4 and £5, unless you’reContinue reading “Monday 30th June”
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The Genius of Journalists
Don’t do this in your Journal…
Swifty’s diet tips…have a great weekend
Wear big clothes. Eat less. Don’t eat burnt fish! Bacon is sane. Eat banana skin so nobody falls over. Kale looks good on a model railway. A steak tastes better and is less chewy than a stake. Fairy cakes should be ordered by Gnomes. Fried lettuce burns Elephants should be consumed one piece at aContinue reading “Swifty’s diet tips…have a great weekend”
Way past 50…
Start the week with a silly smile
I have always enjoyed the humour of the Late Great Spike Milligan.
Smile of the day!
Preparing for Dinner
March 1978. I love dressing up!
United Nations Translators on strike over Douglas slur- we’ll make him eat his words!
An almighty row has erupted at the United Nations Headquarters in New York over an alleged slur on the professionalism of Translators and Interpreters by Hollywood superstar Michael Douglas. Staff are incensed by the suggestion that their activities can cause throat cancer. “Oui!” declared Marcel Sponge, 27, head of the Belgian translation team. “Sometimes inContinue reading “United Nations Translators on strike over Douglas slur- we’ll make him eat his words!”
Why did I study Physics?
More Physics
Newton was a weirdo! Einstein siad some great things. In fact his quote has been a cornerstone of my career – ‘If you really want to understand something, teach it!’ Feynman? I dont know!
