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Cars, Plums and Grapes

Posted on July 31, 2017 by

It´s amazing what a trip to the shops can do. I live 10 minutes walk from a Supermarket in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria. Sometimes I drive there though that usually takes longer than 10 minutes because of the one … Continue reading →

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Sad tale number 2

Posted on April 12, 2016 by

It is with great sadness that I have to relate the story of the death of my beloved Headmaster, Mr Christopher Peacock. He was, as usual, interfering in a part of the school he knows nothing about, trying his best … Continue reading →

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So I conclude I lost Christmas.

Posted on February 11, 2015 by

Happy is the man who is happy Sad is the man who is sad. And where did you get your oilskin coat It’s nifty and not too bad. I got it from a chap deep in the ground Whilst sojourning … Continue reading →

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Poop Police with whistles – what a wonderful world!

Posted on November 10, 2014 by

Children armed with whistles will soon be patrolling villages in central India to try to shame those defecating in the open, a report said Sunday. Madhya Pradesh state government is expected soon to launch the unusual sanitation initiative, in which schoolchildren will … Continue reading →

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Ken and Wayne meet Mad Tom of Bedlam

Posted on October 29, 2014 by

An extract from ‘Trans-Uranic Elements; The Dark Side of Uranus’. Some fantastic jokes. ——————– The Elf’s took in the pair before them. Tom, his wild silver hair dancing the conga in its unkempt fiasco of styling, white linen slacks, his … Continue reading →

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Police and Thieves (3)

Posted on October 6, 2014 by

So the third occasion I was robbed by the Police… Almaty; boozy night, walking home. Cross the street but didn’t quite get the lights right so had to run… … straight into the arms of the law! “Passport?” No Officer … Continue reading →

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I love Kazakhstan

Posted on September 12, 2014 by

Well I have been living here in Almaty since January and it is a beautiful place. It has the second best prettiest women in the world – Liverpool Judy’s always win. But I have to laugh at some of the … Continue reading →

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