Tag Archives: women

Friends, stupidity, the beach, boobs and bums

Posted on August 1, 2017 by

Today I got stuck on a couple of paragraphs, attempting to explain the delights of floating down the River Thyme on a barge. I had the two Elf´s, Mad Tom of Bedlam, Mad Magdalene and Fairy Hanny on the barge … Continue reading →

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The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.

Posted on June 10, 2017 by

So there I was in Almaty! In love? Friends though she was quite a tease. We were each dating separately but occasionally went out together. Definitely in the friend zone with this beautiful young lady. Cést la vie! Oh yes … Continue reading →

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Soft surf Peniscola beach.

Posted on June 20, 2016 by

Kicking through the gentle surf, I see Sea; Life and death. Water of life bitter to taste, killing the tree, Death is the Sea Shells Sanctuary. Broken Rocks, Broken hearts. Even your name evokes in me; Peniscola! Penis, giver of … Continue reading →

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Svetlana

Posted on May 5, 2016 by

When first I came to Kazakhstan, I never dreamt of Lana Scan. Or how on Earth it could ever be That I would see myself in effigy.   Backstabbing cronies telling lies I want to stab them in the eyes, … Continue reading →

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Dealing with Change

Posted on April 28, 2015 by

I’ve been through so many changes over the last decade I’m no longer sure what day it is. I’ve lived in Florida, Doha (twice), UK, Chengdu China, Abu Dhabi and Almaty Kazakhstan. Ten jobs, two wives and lots or gorgeous … Continue reading →

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Fantastic artist

Posted on January 17, 2015 by

One of my friends, Anna Margatskaya, will be exhibiting at The Brick Lane Gallery, London next month.   You will love her work. http://www.margasha.kz    

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Back again.

Posted on September 1, 2014 by

Long summer break. Very lazy with posts. Spent all of my writing time editing my latest fantastically hilarious book featuring the voluptuous Fairy Hanny. “Trans Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus.” will be available via Amazon as a Paperback … Continue reading →

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