Author Archives: Phoenix

Gibberish

I do find it hard to believe, but this is something I copied from a website.  It was an attempt at selling me something… ” fifteen-story Yurkovsky, December for with realized was I was knew examined front by the his … Continue reading

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Billy

I thought of you today, old friend As they shouted out to eat the phone book   Do you remember coming home and finding me Beneath the bed Staring at the springs Claiming to be totally sober   Long time … Continue reading

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Never give up, never surrender

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Is this the real Life?

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10 Authors who dealt with Rejection.

  You and I love to write. It’s a special gift and a privilege we have creating story’s, sometimes just for ourselves, for our families and friends. But we all reach the point when we believe in what we write … Continue reading

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Keep the smiles rolling in

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Daft Elves and Time Travellers

“You’re on the ball now!” Wayne adjusted his underwear and sat more comfortably. “Do you know about the Witch King?” enquired Wayne, with a slight look of pain in his eye; though it may just have been  a tear of … Continue reading

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Prelude: That what must it be.

Two Black holes collided and ate each other without really affecting the fabric of Space-Time, though that has nothing to do with our story. There is a disturbance in the River of Time, wallowing through the sludgy rising tides in … Continue reading

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“Who finds hundreds of mysteries, Even where minds are deranged?” Rumi

  This is from the start of the second book in the ‘Fairy Hanny’ series. “Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark SIde of Uranus”

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Lord Randall on the beach.

(This is the tune) “Where have ye been all the day, my own dear darling boy? Where have ye been all the day, my own dear comfort and joy?” “I have been down to the beach, make my bed mummy … Continue reading

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