Tag Archives: funny

A bit more from Teds and Beatniks

Just then there was a noise. “Sorry about that; flatulence is a family trait,” said Ken. “Noses run in my family,” said Wayne slapping his thigh with glee. Just then there was a noise. “Bloody Time travellers. Can’t you keep things straight?” shouted Hanny. “Did we just skip that bit?” asked Ken. Just then thereContinue reading “A bit more from Teds and Beatniks”

A bit more from ‘Trans-Uranic elements.

This book should be on Amazon by the end of January 2022. Here is a little bit for your entertainment. “ Of Teds and Beatniks. Meanwhile back in the fart filled foetid swamps of Witchland. The influence of the Thinking winking wan King of the Witches can be smelt emanating from the rotten Dahlias ofContinue reading “A bit more from ‘Trans-Uranic elements.”

Just a clip from my new book

This is a section from ‘Trans-Uranic Elements: The Dark Side of Uranus’. It is the second in my trilogy of the Tales of Fairy Hanny and should be on Amazon by the end of January 2022. Enjoy – the laughter may help you sleep! “ “OK! OK! Let’s start again. Tell me about Grumbleflick!” “He’sContinue reading “Just a clip from my new book”

The Monk’s advice to a bunch of Fairies.

They sat in a lovely Fairy Circle, with the Monk E at one corner, confusing the dimensions of the place. The Fairies had enjoyed the tale as far as the bit about the 4th and 5th dimensions, as they really could not visualise these two concepts. They had, however, discovered that the Monk E wasContinue reading “The Monk’s advice to a bunch of Fairies.”

Daft Elves and Time Travellers

“You’re on the ball now!” Wayne adjusted his underwear and sat more comfortably. “Do you know about the Witch King?” enquired Wayne, with a slight look of pain in his eye; though it may just have been  a tear of sympathy at his former predicament; or maybe it was irritated by mushroom spores that wanderedContinue reading “Daft Elves and Time Travellers”